A retraction already

Geez, half an hour old, and I'm already making corrections in my little page.

Correction #1) It was not, in fact Luke and his pirate friend who first introduced me to this hip new thing, but indeed it was Jason Simac and his potogold theatre who should be given credit for "breaking me in." Perhaps after this whole messy business I can get on with sharing profound thoughts with the people, whomsoever they may be.

Thoughts like this one: We should bring back the use of apostrophies instead of letters in words. Like so: ne'er. or o'er. Is it just "v" that gets omitted? Because if so, that's discrimination and we shouldn't.

The End.