Someone give me a penny.

I won't last in this job much longer. Or rather, this job won't last with me much longer.

How long have I had this dust bunny on my shirt?

I need a vacation. Not just time off, but a full out vacation. I haven't been on one since I went to Wales for my sister's wedding... three years ago. I'm out of my tree.

I'm going to get drunk at the event tonight. Even though I'm bartending. If I get fired.... ehn.

The difference between 1:30 and 2pm is actually enormous.

I can use cuss words on the Inter Net and no one can stop me.

Piss, damn, shit!

I'm feeling really really bogged down lately.

It's time for this whine fest to end for the day.