Radio War

Luke got his radio show back! I'm happy because "This Week in Braille" is a hilarious foray into the semi-consciousness of El Presidente and Thane of Scotland. But at the same time I can't help feeling like he's invading my territory (Ignoring the fact that I got my show based on how fun his show was). You see, a few weeks ago, being the only one (at the time) who had a CKLU show in the midnight to 2:30 timeslot, I declared myself the King of Late Night Radio. You know this if any of you listened. Shame, shame on all you fictional characters! But now looky looky who's strolling into the Friday Midnight slot: none other than Warm Foot Luke. A challange as clear as a polar bear with a machine gun in my refrigerator! So I hereby challange Mr Norton right back! I call a "Show-off!" I am going to attempt to TOP Luke's SHOW from yesterday, and then he must try to TOP mine! This will continue until our two timeslots are blinding shimmers of white hot excellence (moreso than they already are). Then we'll get our own sitcom based on the results. Now I know what you're going to say: "Luke didn't mean anything by getting his show back! In fact he had his WAY before you!" Well to you I say "Life is interpretation! (or was that literature? I can never remember)" See you on the airwaves, Norton!

Earlier today The Dread Flu scrambled off the roof of Jak's Diner and leapt onto Jenny's head, dragging her down. In short, Jenny's got the sniffles, poor dear. DOes anyone know a good witch doctor?

These are funny and channel a new dream for yours truly: Improv games with Jack White! Highlights include Arthur Dottweiller instructing Jack on how to shave, combing Jack's hair, and duct-taping a drumstick to Meg's hand. Also Jack's freak-out line, "I didn't ask you to tell me how to pack my clothes!"

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I am nearing completion of preperatory stages of the Lollapalooza Photo Project, which I have been thinking about since we got back from the festival. In other words, I'm almost started. It will be a glorious retrospective.

Finally, I have decided that the next album I will purchase (though not anytime soon) will be the eponymous album by the Ditty Bops (who, I just learned are a couple! Which is even cooler!). Perhaps I will find one I can teef at the record show tomorrow (10 - 4, HoJo, See You There?)