I've done this before, but this version is much more detailed

1)Angelo
2)Liz
3)Sam
4)Kayla
5)Anonymous
6)Lindsay
7)Laura
8)Steph
9)Samanthula
10) Benny
11) Genevieve
12) Erica

Q: Have you ever kissed number 7 (Laura)?
A: Yes, I have! Many times after shouting at her a lot that her mariage is "rank."

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9(Samanthula)?
A: I don't actually have any memories of this charming lass.

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4(Kayla)?
A. Hopefully soon! She's keen!

Q: Is number 8 (Steph) pretty?
A: The answer to this question depends on how jealous Malcolm gets.

Q: What was your first impression of number 10 (Benny)?
A: "Who's Benny?"

Q: How did you meet 3 (Sam)?
A: Through Kayla. The first time I really remember was at a CKLU seance.

Q: Is 11 (Genevieve) your best friend?
A: Not yet, but if she brings me cake I'll upgrade her status.

Q: Have you seen 5 (Anonymous) in the last month?
A: No, but he sent me like a million junk e-mails asking me to buy things.

Q: Do you think 2 (Liz) has a crush on you?
A: That is completely out of the realm of possibility. (snicker snicker)

Q: When was the last time you saw 12 (Erica)?
A: When she was glowing from a successful performance in Mac-Bowchikawowwow.

Q: Have you ever been to 1's (Angelo) house?
A: Yes! He had a party and I atended.

Q: Would you ever kiss 6 (Lindsay)?
A: And realize a high school dream? You bet!

Q: When's the next time you'll see 10 (Benny)?
A: Benny doesn't come around so often.

Q: Are you really close to 3 (Sam)?
A: I haven't had the opportunity, but it'd be nice I'm sure!

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 4 (Kayla)?
A: Yes! She rescued me from sitting alone once.

Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 2 (Liz)?
A: As in we got in trouble together, or I was in trouble with her? In either case I think the answer is no.

Q: Would you ever go out with number 7 (Laura)?
A: Gosh, I'd be too shy to ask out Gertrude from Hamlet...

Q: What do you and number 3 (Sam) talk about the most?
A: So far the topics have been wide spread and varied, from evil bowling to team spirit.

Q: Do you even know 9 (Samanthula)?
A: Not technically.

Q: Would you give number 3 (Sam) a hug?
A: Yeah! Hugs for all!

Q: Would you ever go on a date with number 10 (Benny)?
A: I don't know. He seems a little political.

Q: Are you in love with number 12 (Erica)?
A: I'm in love with the idea of Erica.

Q: Have you ever lied to number 6 (Lindsay)?
A: I don't think I have!

Q: Do you know a secret about number 8 (Steph)?
A: I don’t know Steph well enough for her to have shared secrets with me.

Q: Describe the relationship between number 9 (Samanthula) and number 5 (Anonymous).
A: Anonymous sent Samanthula about a million emails telling her that her penis is not big enough and Samanthula dumped him.

Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with number 4 (Kayla)?
A: It's new and fresh and interesting, like a pair of brightly coloured underwear, straight out of the package. Also the fact that she probably laughed at that.

Q: Have you ever danced with number 7 (Laura)?
A: Not in a "dance" scenario, but we've shaken our booties in random situations before.

Q: How long have you known number 12 (Erica)?
A: A few years, a few months, and a few hours. We introduced ourselves when I was working in Chapters.

Q: Have you ever been in a fight with number 8 (Steph)?
A: I told her I wasn't ging to play hip hop on my radio show and she seemed a little peeved.

Q: Does number 9 (Samanthula) have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
A: I have less of a clue than Inspector Clouseau.

Q: Have you ever been a coworker with number 2 (Liz)?
A: I worked and she volunteered at the same place once.

Q: Have you ever wanted to punch number 6 (Lindsay) in the face?
A: Lindsay? No! You obviously don't know Lindsay at all.

Q: Has number 1 (Angelo) ever met your mother?
A: No, despite the many times I've tried to set up a meeting.

Q. How did you meet number 6 (Lindsay)?
A: In drama class in high school!

Q: Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5 (Anonymous)?
A: It never look enough like an accident to make it credible.

Q: What is the best memory you have with number 12 (Erica)?
A: I remember it was really sweet of her to dress up in red underwear and high-heeled boots for my artistic fulfillment.

Q: Do you live close to 7 (Laura)?
A: Since she moved, yes!

Q: What is number 2's (Liz) favorite food?
A: Oh hell.... Buddha omelette (made with 2 eggs)

Q: Out of your top 12, which one would you say is the funniest?
A: Kayla's been making me snicker a lot lately.

Q: Who is the most flirtatious?
A: Anonymous. Always be talkin' 'bout penises and teen girls and the letter "x".

Q: If you could change one thing about number 10 (Benny), what would it be?
A: He would be Irish and Samuel Beckett.

Q: Say something nice about number 11 (Genevieve).
A: Genevieve seems to get a kick out of life, and that's a great quality to have. (also she looks stunning when dressed as Supergirl)

Q: Which one lives the farthest away?
A: Lindsay (Toronto, I think.)

Q: Which one do you hang out with the most?
A: I think it's a tie between Liz and Kayla right now.

Q: Who is the loudest?
A: Sorry Liz.

Q: The quietest?
A: Benny. He's only ever said one thing.

Q: What kind of car does number 12 (Erica) have?
A: Erica does not drive. She gets around on a cloud of self-assurance.

Q: Have you traveled anywhere with number 11 (Genevieve)?
A: No, but we've met in various places and locales.

Q: If you gave number 5 (Anonymous) $100 dollars tonight, what would they spend it on?
A: They would send me a penile implant kit.