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Holy Hells God Damn Bells!

The White Stripes are selling cameras! Seriously! Look!



Wow. On October 15th! That's on Monday! This coming Monday! TWO DAYS FROM NOW!

There is no way I can afford these. But I would be a filthy liar if I said that I didn't really really realy really really want them. Both.

The "Jack" Camera comes with a fisheye lens and the "Meg" Camera comes with a ring flash. Both cameras come with a "custom filter" (whatever that entails) and are of a brand which admittedly will do just completely random things with your photographs (ie/ strange colours, unexpected shadows, weird effects).

Additionally, the first 333 people to order will receive a "mystery gift." I am under no illusions that even if I could afford these beasts that I would be in he first 333 people to order, but man oh man those crazy Stripes sure know how to make people salivate over merchandise.

I wish they had posted how expensive/affordable they are so I can sufficiently nurture/quash my desire.

Let's look at those things again!



Phew!