Crafty Ad Execs.

Today I had a shower using only products which claimed to be "invigorating." Apparently "invigorating" means "hurts the user very slightly." Another possible slogan might be "The burning sensation tells you it's working." But I am invigorated by the fact that I survived the ordeal.

Besides, I have a really cute puppy, and today looks like it's going to be a good day. Fingers crossed!

p.s. If you haven't yet, check out Captain Lovejones M.D. Not only is it Pirate-tastic, but it gave me an excuse to try using a link in a post. Two birds, one stone. I told you this was turning into a good day.