Name-arama-rama!

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (name of first pet + street you live on) : Pupper Brock (Although "Pump-her" Brock might have been better... but who has a pet named "Pump-her"?)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack): Ned Two-Bite Brownies ("Ned Two-Bite Brownies and Susan Sarandon in The Flower that Drank the Moon")

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant): Z-103 Laughing-Buddha ("Z-103" is a word, right?)

4. YOUR SOCIALITE NAME: (silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied) : Cronin Peterborough (And you thought "Paris Hilton" had a good socialite name!)

5. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial + first three letters of your last name) : A-Roo (he he he... "Fly Guy")

6. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal + name of your high school) : Cuddly Puppy PCVS. (This is still ludicrous, but sounded better than "Cuddly Puppy Peterborough Collegiate & Vocational School". My school is pretty.)

7. YOUR BARFLY NAME: (last snack food you ate + your favorite drink) : Poutine Guinness (Man, I could eat and drink myself about now.)

8. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name + street where you first lived) : John Park ("Who shot John Park's illegitimate child with half-sister Marie Grandview?" Soap operas are so stupid. John Park is not.)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (favorite candy + favorite musicians last name) : Kit Kat White ("Up next, the ragtime stylings of Kit Kat White!")

10. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of {opposite sex] friend + cell phone company you use): Stephanie Not Applicable (This is my favourite)

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( first 3 letters of your last name+ last 3 letters of mothers middle name /+/ first 3 letters of your pets name + first 3 letters of the town you live in) : Rooane Xersud. ("Rooane" sounds like a girl's name.)