Today's lesson is: Stealing = OK

I Live: in the only two story apartment I'll ever occupy.
I Work: at two mundane, ridiculous jobs.
I Talk: to myself when there's no one around.
I Wish: I could have the money without doing the work.
I Enjoy: fast food, though I know I shouldn't.
I Look: like a vagrant right now.
I Find: that a better quality guitar makes it easier and more fun to play.
I Smell: The wood of said new guitar.
I Listen: to Tegan & Sara's "Fix You Up"
I Hide: The fact that I have many alter egos fairly well.
I Walk: as seldom as possible.
I See: Splat the Raccoon and a giant furry Mad Cow Disease virus.
I Sing: softly when people are around.
I Laugh: quietly in theatres.
I Watch: zero television and too many movies.
I dream about: things which happened to me recently in a jumbled manner.
I Want: something to eat without the effort of making it.
I Cry: occasionally. It's easier to these days.
I Burned: the candle at both ends. All it means is that your hand gets burned in two places, or your house catches fire.
I Read: a lot for class, but little for my own leisure. WHEN WILL YOU COME, SUMMER?
I Love: A certain special girl.
I Sometimes: have insights which are helpful to others. sometimes.
I Hurt: both my shins this one time. Ow.
I Fear: a dark house when I'm alone in it.
I Hope: someone asks me to play "Death Letter" or "Little Bird" for them.
I Break: dance. No, that's a lie.
I Eat: poorly.
I Quit: my old job at Harveys.
I Bathe: as needed.
I Drink: because I will die if I don't.
I Hug: everyone who lets me near them.
I Meditate: though I prefer to call it "napping"
I Miss: the point sometimes.
I Forgive: easily.
I Drive: a bitchin' white station wagon that you wish you had.
I Have: tonnes and tonnes of good things.
I Don't: do that.
I Made: fifth place in eighth grade high jump.
I Owe: the government all my future earnings.
I Feel: hungry.
I Know: That Jenny's en route to Punta Cana right now.
I Wonder: if Jack and Meg White would like to come over for cocktails.