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How does the world see me?
Song: Sugar
Artist: Tori Amos
Comments: I have a secret that I don't want anyone to find out. But I'm very sweet!

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Tiny Cities Made of Ashes
Artist: Modest Mouse
Comments: Probably not, seeing as all the cities in the world will have burned down and someone wants to punch me in my glasses. However, I will be able to communicate with God, and there will be plenty of Coca-Cola to go around!

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: ÞAð Sést Ekki Sætari Mey
Artist: Bjork
Comments: My friends think I'm catchy and amusing, but they have no idea what I'm saying. It's almost as though I'm speaking in another language!

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Dead Leaves & The Dirty Ground
Artist: The White Stripes
Comments: People think of me as kind of grungy, so I'm guessing not. But then there is a mention of "soft hair and a velvet tongue," so I'm conflicted. Maybe people are attracted to my dirtiness.

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Gone for Good
Artist: The Shins
Comments: Get out the door! Run away from my problems! FLEE FLLEEEEEEEEE!!!

What should I do with my life?
Song: The Scientist
Artist: Coldplay
Comments: But my science marks suck! But I guess this song is about the science of love. Perhaps I'll be the developer of a new aphrodisiac.

Why is life full of so much pain?
Song: That's the Way
Artist: Led Zeppelin
Comments: That's the nature of the world we live in. Hobbes was right (the philosopher, not the tiger). This is my favourite Led Zeppelin song, by the way.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Halloween
Artist: Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds
Comments: Anger. Sweet, rough, angry sex will satisfy me.

Will I ever have children?
Song: Man
Artist: Yeah Yeah Yeah's
Comments: This question seems to make me angry and homicidal... then suicidal... then apocalyptic. So yes I will have children, and those children will grow up to be artists.

Will I die happy?
Song: No No No
Artist: Yeah Yeah Yeah's
Comments: Draw your own conclusions on this one. "I hurt when I'm home" suggests that I'll have a long and turbulent sickness, but won't go to the hospital.

What is some good advice for me?
Song: Moses
Artist: Coldplay
Comments: Become Jewish. I guess you get special powers (ducks to avoid flying PC's who are descending on me like flying monkeys).

What is happiness?
Song: All Neon Like
Artist: Bjork
Comments: I guess happiness lives in Las Vegas. And since what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, happiness is secrecy.

What is my favourite fetish?
Song: My Doorbell
Artist: The White Stripes
Comments: Loosely veiled sexual metaphors. I do enjoy a good pun!

How will I be remembered?
Song: Back in the USSR
Artist: The Beatles
Comments: People will think I moved to Russia. Or that I am Russian. Or that I fell in love with a Russian, thus proving that they didn't know much about me in the first place.