Tuesday, March 14, 2006

A Quandry

Does this seem incongruous to anyone else, or does it portend to my person alone?

In a class with 31 vaginas and one penis, why is it that I am the only one comfortable with saying words like "period," "menstrual blood," and "virginity?"

Sample 1:

Classmate: The red cloak is symbolic of her... you know.

Hengen: I'm not sure I do.

Sample 2:

Classmate: She's described as "an unbroken egg, a closed system." They're talking about her... well, how she's never been with a man before.

Hengen: They certainly are. HAH!

1 Comments:

At 9:39 p.m., Blogger Angelo Muredda said...

Surely there is more than a single penis? Unless the other dicks stayed home that day.

What you need in that class is Susan Glover. Honest. She will say anything and everything, triumphantly.

 

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