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Friday, March 10, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK NORRIS!

Some fun facts about the man of the moment (pilferred from various sources):

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun

Could you be the lucky kid?

At 2:13 p.m., Anonymous said...: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits.
At 11:24 p.m., Liz said...: Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas.