The least confident quiz ever

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Asleep in my comfy comfy bed

2. When is the last time you filled up your gas
A week and a half ago. It's my turn to get it this week.

3. What is the most amount of money you spent in
one store?
Does a mechanic's count as a store?

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Jenny's shirt which proclaims "Pale is the new Tan"

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Monday, when the door attacked me and gave me a wicked bruise!

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes, but only because it's chilly in here right now.

7. Do you have a car worth over $5,000?
It's got character and that is priceless.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Long long ago. Possibly christmas.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Stephie treated me to United 93, which wasn't as "Good for you America" as I had been led to believe it would be.

10. Are you popular?
I don't even know how to begin answering this question.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Limeade!

12. What was the last thing you mailed in the mail?
I sent Jenny's parents Jenny's t4 a while back. But I really just dropped it in the box. I don't know if that counts.

13. Do you wash your car?
No, but after the car wash killed my poor antennae I think I might reconsider.

14. Last fast food you ate?
Waffle!

15. Where were you last week at this time?
No place special.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
pffft.

17. What bank do you use?
Royal Bank. I demand that my bank only cater to royalty and myself.

18. Do you own any land?
Why would I own land?

19. What do you want to be when you "grow up"?
Not an astronaut, that's for damn sure.

20. Your dream vacation?
Ireland! The guiness factory!

21. Last boat ride you went on?
No flipping idea at all.

22. How old are your parents?
Papa is 57, Mama is 54

23. Are you in love?
Persnaps.....

24. Do you have any single friends?
Yes.... why?

25. Last play you saw?
Little Shop of Horrors

26. Have you been to New York?
Yep! A guy asked if I wanted to buy a rolex out of a garbage bag!

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Free as a bird. Something that doesn't involve money at all.

28. Last concert you went to?
The White Stripes!

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Lollapalooza?

30. Ever go to camp?
When I was petite.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
You bet your fuckin' ass I was!

32. What is your current GPA?
76.something.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Nope, I just smell this good naturally.

34. Are you Hungry?
No, I just ate a waffle!

35. Where is your best friend(s) located?
In my apartment, across the hall from my apartment, Arnley St, and York/Welland.

36. Do you own a cowboy hat?
Jesus Christ, no.

37. Do you have a tan?
Pale is the new tan.

38. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
Old enough to know better.

39. Do you collect anything?
dust.

40. Is this quiz annoying?
Self conscious? Did I spell that right?

41. Last time you got pulled over?
Sunday night. Stupid jerky police officer. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A UNIFORM DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO LAUGH AT YOUR STUPID JOKES!!!

42. Ever been arrested?
No, but a cop once told me that I couldn't sit on the steps of a church.

43. Been to Mexico for Spring Break?
No, I prefer to vacation somewhere I can drink the water.

44. Do you like hot sauce?
Not really. I like the feeling in my tongue.

45. Last time you had sex?
I'm guessing nobody's even reading the quiz at this point, but if you are, NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Shit yes, but a lack of quarters is preventing me. Luckily I did the HELL out of the laundry last time, so I've got a stockpile.

47. How many friends do you have?
People count?

48. Are you someone's best friend?
I reckon.

49. Are you rich?
See answers 3, 7, 16, 18, 27, & 46. THEN BUY ME LUNCH!

50. What are you thinking right this minute?
What AM I going to do tonight?