A Numerical University Summation (or A.N.U.S.)
The final marks are in. I get to have a diploma!
# of credits earned: 120
# of degrees earned: 1
Highest mark: 92% (Intro to Theatre)
Lowest mark: 53% (Western Lit. 2)
Cumulative GPA: 76.225%
Average 1st Year: 77.8%
Average 2nd Year: 72.3% (-5.5%)
Average 3rd Year: 75.3% (+3%)
Average 4th Year: 80.1% (+4.8%)
Disparity between 1st year and 4th year: +2.3%
Most courses taken in one year: 8
Now the only thing left to decide is whether or not to write a letter which begins as follows:
"Dear Dr. Thomas Gerry,
I cannot, in good conscience, go on letting you believe that you are doing a good job..."
posted by Phinneas Q Jacksmith @ 6:02 p.m.
2 comments
2 Comments:
Congrats on the 80+ average!
TG shines where it counts. Where else will you hear comments like "Well I don't know what the hell you're going on about" or "I don't give extensions" upon a student's lateness of 5 minutes and resultant seconds-late-miss of a pop quiz.
Comic gold mine!
Comic gold to those of you who have no chance of being on the business end of that red head! Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but shouldn't teachers not get drunk and bitch about students to other students?
I wish life were just a bit more like Ferris Bueller's Day Off so I could fast forward to where Gerry gets his ass royally chomped by a rottie.
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