Let's Make It Official

By the power vested in me, I do hereby bestow upon Samantha Burns the office of my personal Poet Laureate, based upon the merit of her latest composition, which has been reproduced here.

An Absurd Limerick for Andrew on his Day of Birth

There once was an Andrew named Root
who kept his food in a boot.
It started to stink
and it turned green and pink.
This last line is entirely moot.

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I congratulate and salute your efforts Ms. Burns, and encourage the prolifery of your literary talents!