Your malapropism for the day

There is a sewing shop I walk past on a semi-regular basis (it's on the way to the video rental place), and every time I pass it I read the sign incorrectly.

"Birgit's Sewing Shop" becomes "Bigtits Sewing Shop." And every time, without fail, I try to figure out the correlation between big tits and sewing supplies before realizing that I read the sign wrong. And then I think about making a post similar to this one in an effort to exorcise this Freudian slip from my mind. Maybe by openly acknowledging the situation I can put it to rest.

Or maybe I just have other things on my mind...