Before she was Sarah Palin...

Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm not gay.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.



Liz: I'm sorry, you're saying you want us to use the show to sell stuff?
Jack: Look, I know how this sounds.
Liz: No, Jack. We're not doing that. We're not compromising the integrity of the show to sell-
Pete: Wow, this is Diet Snapple?
Liz: I know! It tastes just like regular Snapple, doesn't it?
Frank: You should try "Plumigranite." It's amazing.
Cerie: (to camera) I only date guys who drink Snapple.
Jack: Look, we all love Snapple. Lord knows I do, but focus here. We're talking about product integration.