***News Flash!***

I was actually shocked and amazed hen I typed "Paris" into Google and got a picture of something other than Paris Hilton (That damn narcissistic nude-o-phile.) Maybe there's hope for our culture after all.

p.s. Isn't it funny that Paris loves herself so much that she's marrying someone who has the same name?

"Oh Paris, I love you."

"But baby, I'm in the other room?"

"Shut the fuck up! I'm taking naked pictures of myself in the mirror and you're distracting me from how hot I am!"

"Sorry baby."

"God! Fuck! I'm so hot!"