Uuuugggghhhh....
Man, I feel like this guy. I need to start eating actual foods, not just the parts of food which combined properly make food.
On the plus side however, I don't yet feel like this guy:
How grotesque. I fear that I might be driving people away with these horrid images and religious rants. (pffft.. "people." Like anyone comes here but me.)
Confession time: I feel a little bad about the religious rant. I shouldn't make fun of God or religion because it means a lot to some people. Not me, but some people. What I should have done was comment on how much I hate it when people try to push their religious views on others. If you want to worship a carrot, go ahead. Just don't hit me on the head when I rinse your god in the sink and take a nice, crunchy bite.
posted by Phinneas Q Jacksmith @ 5:13 p.m.
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I look like the second guy sometimes.
Pffft, the religious rant was a good read.
It even housed one of my favorite analogies in my recent reading, blog or otherwise:
like when you're playing G.I. Joe's with some kid and you say "Bang! I shot you" and he says "No you didn't!" and you say "Yes I did. I shot you right in the face." and he says "Yeah, but I'm wearing an invisible helmet that's bulletproof." and you sigh resignedly, even though you're only seven years old.
Gold!
Sadly, I was that second kid once or twice, only my guy was always hiding behind a mountain.
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