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Sevigny Unfazed by Bird Flu Threats

American actress Chloe Sevigny is refusing to succumb to the media hysteria surrounding the bird flu virus. Since the disease emerged in southeast Asia in 2003, more than 60 people have been killed by the H5N1 strain of the disease and, in recent weeks, it has begun to spread to the western world. Despite the media's alarming news report predicting how many people will be killed by avian flu, the Boys Don't Cry star remains calm and collected, insisting she doubts she would be unlucky enough to catch the virus. She tells the New York Daily News, "Doesn't avian flu affect old people more? I'm young and healthy. I have a strong constitution. My mother breast-fed me for years."

Well, it's good to know that if we all lose our minds to the horror that is Bird Flu, we can turn to Chloe Sevigny who will...


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There's- there's just too much in this article. The last sentence, for example. I can't.... I don't even know where to begin.