Starvation induced hilarity
I didn't eat or drink anything today until about 4pm. Some funny things that happened because of it.
1)The following conversation:
Guy giving presentation: She had 16 children.
Me: (To Natalie) She's a Pez dispenser!
Natalie: Mmm... Pez.
(Today also made clear that if I want to pay attention to presentations I really can't sit next to Ms. Longarini.)
2) Liz tricking me, and her subsequent labelling as a "cunt."
3) Shouting out "jamboree" in Shakespeare.
4) Writing myself a note which said "Note to self: You're delirious and you haven't read the material. Stay quiet." after blurting out a completely random answer to a question.
5) Getting a paper back with "HA!" written on it.
4 Comments:
I think that it's important to note that the reason that you shouted "jamboree" was that we were finding rhymes for the word "tree".
That is indeed the reason why!
And I was being just as, if not more so distracting. In fact, almost definately more so. Your sweater is a thief! That "mentaly not here" note was from a long time ago. And was that a hint or the answer?
As for god, I don't usually give him/her a whole lot of thought, so no, I guess I haven't. Sorry.
I could go for 16 children right now!
Hey, do I get royalties? Pez dispenser... that's mine!!!
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