Lyric of the Whenever I feel like it

I'm really enjoying music these days, and due to a stomach somethingorother which floored me for the last two days (causing me to miss the first class of three of my new courses) I've got nothing else to report, so here we go again.

What am I supposed to think?
I drop a nickel in the sink
I love people like a brother now
But I'm not gonna be their mother now
What if someone walked up to me and
like an apple cut right through me
I'm not just gonna stand there grinnin'
Cause I'm not the one who's sinnin'
Screwdriver.

Eventually I'll compile all of these into one enormous master song which means that I, like Rachel Green, will be accepting the Best New Artist award at the Grammies.

p.s. Apparently Meg White is going to be a model! Whoa!