I'm in the quizzes businezz.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? No. I have a trusting face.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? Yes. I also scream prayers.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Both are lovely. When you're with someone else you get the loveliness of companionship and the knowledge that if you have a scary dream you have someone to wake up and recieve comfort from. Sleeping alone means you can sprawl. I am a sprawl afficionado.

5. Do you believe in Ghosts? Less and less.

6. Do you consider yourself creative? I aim to be.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Orange juice can't kill anything. It doesn't have a central nervous system.

8. Who do you want to become president in '08? George w. Bush. Because then I'll be justified in throwing a burning flag over the White house fence. Plus The Daily Show would continue to be hilarious.

9. Can you honestly say you know anything about politics? Why is this question talking down to me? Fuck you question. I know plenty.

10. Do you know how to play poker? No. I would lose my shirt.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? I've tried, because I want to see a dragon. No such luck though.

12. Do you kill bugs that are in the house? I don't. The chameleons' jaws and digestive juices do a good job though.

13. Have you ever cheated on a test? Yeah. It was easier than studying.

14. When driving late at night, do you go through red lights if no one is around? No. I argue with myself over whether or not I should, and then someone comes along and I can't.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Probably not, but I'll say Yes to add a sense of mystery to my incomprehensibly dull little insignificant life.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? The New Boston Red Yankees. Jagoff...

17. Have you ever Ice Skated? Yeah. *cough*dullquestion*cough*

18. How often do you remember your dreams? Only when I'm asleep during the day.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you were crying? It's actually been a while. World; you have your assignment.

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? Yep. Thanks for asking.

22. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. See Luke's answer for further details.

23. How many times have you been in love? Probably thrice.

24. Do you always wear your seatbelt? Yeah. It makes me look cool.

25. What talent do you wish you had? I wish was a better singer.

26. Do you like Sushi? yes, but only when it's spelled with a capital "S".

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? I don't think I've been in a near fatal accident. I smashed a car into a rock face once.

28. What do you wear to bed? Pyjama pants and the shirt I wore that day. Perv.

30. Do you like President Bush? Not really. He makes for a good laugh sometimes.

31. Do you truly hate anyone? Sure do! It's my right!

32. Do you give money to homeless people? When I think of it. I don't generally carry a lot of change. There was a guy in Peterborough who pretended to play the bongos all day. I would give him money for the sheer balls it took.

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Meg White. Haven't you been paying attention?

34. Have you ever gotten a stranger's phone number or gave them yours? No, but I wish I had.

35. Do you appreciate poetry? I want to, but I find it hard to without a group of people to discuss it with.

36. Do you know how to play chess? Poorly. If anyone wants to get hammered I've got a "shooter" chess set.

37. What food do you find disgusting? Raw tomatoes.

38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?" Yeah, in grade 2. I found that it's not a good thing to shout "You're a girl?!?" during that game.

39. When's the last time you were onstage? 57 minutes ago.

40. How was your day today? Ok. Stressful at times. I'm crashing now.

41. Have you ever been punched in the face? Yep. I resisted the urge to punch her back.

42. When is the last time you threw up from drinking too much? Don't remember. It's been a while.

43. Have you ever walked out on a movie at the theater? Almost.

44. What's your favorite kind of juice? Fruit punch!

45. Do you have any addictions? I don't seem to able to stop posting random crap. (Please comment on the "Dialogue" post!)

46. Are you a romantic? I try. I'm kind of an idiot sometimes though.

47. Have you ever been stood up? Probably.

48. Who's the last person you hugged? Laura LeBlanc, aka Gertrude, aka Mommy.

49. What are you currently reading? A Very Long Engagement by Sebastian Jabrisot.

50. Tag five people to do this survey! No. I categorically refuse.