How did I kill time before the Old Shack?

My flippin' radio show got cancelled this week because there's something wrong with the transmittor! Damn it! I had the whole thing planned out too. Well, next week will be awesome, just you keep that in mind. And I'm counting tonight towards my 5 week probation, which means that next week will be the last time I'm not allowed to solicit requests or bring in my own muzak.

So in the mean time, I bring you something that's been around for a while, but I haven't done. Heres we goes!

Go to your website and list the last twelve people who have commented. If someone has commented twice, skip to the next new commenter.

1. Angelo
2. Liz
3. Jody
4. Luke
5. Kayla
6. Sam
7. Natty-Pants
8. Jay
9. Laura
10. Russel
11. Sphinx
12. Michael

Q: Have you ever kissed 6? Not as of 10:58 on July 13th, 2006. Who knows what 10:59 will bring?

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9? Hamlet!

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4? When we watch a sweet movie at a predetermined time.

Q: Is number 8 pretty? He's fiiiiiiiiine!

Q: What was your first impression of number 7? Cool, fun, talkative, hip.

Q: How did you meet 3? For all I know Jody is the girl from Grade one that I showed my underwear to. Let's go with that.

Q: Do you think 12 could kill someone? Under duress, he could be made to let a heavy light fall on a hapless crewman.

Q: Is 11 your best friend? Yes. I would die spiritually if Ol' Sphinxy and I were parted! (Ol' Sphinxy hates it when I call her that! It's one of our MANY inside jokes.)

Q: Have you seen 5 naked? I have yet to cross that off my "Things To Do Before I Die" list and move it over to my "Things to Do Again Before I Die" list. In short, no.

Q: Do you think 2 has a crush on you? Clearly Liz finds me abhorrant.

Q: What is the last thing you did with 6? Existed in the same province.

Q: Have you ever been to 3's house? No, but I imagine it's quite nice. In fact, I've never even been invited!

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 9? I slept on her couch once!

Q: Do you think 5 is sexy? Kayla could not be sexier if she tried. Know why? Cause she's awesome. THAT's why, bitches!.

Q: When's the next time you'll see 10? The next time Hollywood comes to Sudbury.

Q: Are you real close to 4? Well, he lives in Falconbridge... But I've never had a man strip for me so enthusiastically.

Q: Have you ever kissed 1? One of the only two males on this list I haven't kissed! No, but I had a dream in which I kept making him uncomfortable by throwing my arm around him and saying "If I'm making you uncomfortable, I can stop doing this."

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 8? Yeah! The other night!
Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 2? We've had group "talking to's" during Hamlet that would freeze your winnebago.

Q: What do you and number 10 talk about the most? You're looking at it.

Q: Do you even know 9? Intimately! She was my mother for a four month period.

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Finished "Waiting for Godot" (again stunned me with it's uncanny portrayal of mankind's need to kid themselves) and I'm onto "The World According to Garp" (on loan from the Buchanan library). I'ma go do that now... since I won't have a show tonight.... RARG!



Jack White is a GOD, and Meg is a fun-lovin' demon.