Diamond in the Rough

I get some pretty hilarious junk mail. I've had the same email address for all of my emailing career, so I am probably on just about every list you can imagine. Strangely, I've only ever been hit once by the "I'm a deposed Nigerian prince, please help me get my money out of the country" scheme, and I'm disappointed by that. There's so much room for creativity in those emails and if you set aside the fact that it's obviously bullshit, you can get some good reading in there. Admittedly, you then kind of chuckle and delete them anyways, but it's good for a laugh.

Lately, I've been getting a whole series of emails from porno websites (surprise surprise!) with hilarious and irreverent subject lines. I get the feeling that their random subject generator (which I'm sure they have) has been malfunctioning which has been adding on unintentionally funny post scripts to the subject lines. For example, "This guy is doing a cow. Therein" or "Naked Angles smile for the camera. Compost". Whatever that means (Those are both real, by the way). But today's tops them all! Enjoy!

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