Random Thursday Thoughts

Jenny's started an aquarium, which is beyond cool, and I've made a contribution! It's a "Black Ghost Knife Fish" and is probably the singularly most interesting fish I've ever seen. I went to feed it today and ended up just watching it for ten minutes (and then feeding it). Here's basically what one looks like:





If you look at it from the top, it's head kind of looks like a guinea pig. I'm currently looking for a name for the li'l fella, but nothing's fitting. So I'm accepting suggestions! So far Jay has suggested "Shift" based on the way the fish doesn't swim in a straight line, but rather "shifts" back and forth. Here are the restrictions:

• No "Blacky"
  
• No "Ghosty"
  
• No "Knifey"
  
• No "Fishy"
  

That's just lazy.

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Here's a conversation I never want to have again. It's not something that happened to me today, or with anyone in specific. It's just really irritating.

1: So-and-so did that thing that she does that really bugs me again, and I went up to her and said "Listen, bitch. If you ever do that again, I'm going to scream. So knock it the fuck off!" [or something like that]

Me: Oh wow! Did you really say that?

1: Well, no.

AAAARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!! If you're that ticked off by whatever it is, just SAY something.

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Hey Luuuuuuuuuuuke..... LUKE! HEY LUKE! I'm making you a present! Hey! Hey, Luke! Hey! Over here! Come and get your present! C'mere Lukey Lukey Luke! I'm bribing you to come hang out with me! Hey! Dont walk away! Look at me! Over here! (etc)