Think positive, think positive, think positive

I'm having a genuinely aggravating day at work today. It'll be nice when people STOP TRYING TO DO MY JOB! I'm perfectly damn capable, so just because I'm away from the desk for a moment doesn't mean that you get to take over. I'm not trying to do your job.

But I'm trying my best to look on the bright side. Today is not the day to be foul, because today is Jenny's birthday! How illustrious! Today is also one of the many days that I'll be working 15 hours, so I don't know how much I'm going to see of my gal today. I think she's out berry picking.

So in the spirit of trying to get my mind off of irritation, and in a effort to fill out one of these quizzes that I love so dear, I present this minogle of junk that won't really tell you anything about me, seeing as I'm a pathological liar. Or am I? I stole it from Luke, who stole it from Sam, who stole it from Angelo who is a maniacal uber-genius and knows Jesus personally. All these question marks feel demanding, and I'm not up to being demanded of, so if this quiz is half-empty, you know why.

? ? ? I N F O R M A T I O N ? ? ?
Name: Andrew
Single or taken: Taken
Sex: "No thanks, I'm dead."
Birthday: January 29
Sign: Aquarius, just like Oprah & Heather Graham
Siblings: 2 x sis, 1 x bro
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5’8? It's been a while since I checked.

? ? ? R E L A T I O N S H I P S ? ? ?
Who are your best friends?: Jenny, Steph, Jay
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: And HOW! What part of "Taken" didn't you get?

? ? ? F A S H I O N | S T U F F ? ? ?
Where is your favorite place to shop? I've only been there once, but Amoeba Music
Any tattoos or piercings? Not yet!

? ? ? S P E C I F I C S ? ? ?
Do you do drugs? It's almost cooler to not do them.
What kind of shampoo do you use? It comes in a green bottle?
What are you most scared of? Snakes & Sharks
What are you listening to right now? Stupid questions.
Who is the last person that called you? A man who wanted to know about "Butler work"
Where do you want to get married? Outdoors.
How many buddies are online right now? Don't know.
What would you change about yourself? My status as a non-billionaire.

? ? ? F A V O R I T E S ? ? ?
Color: Blue
Food: There are a lot of delicious options with potatoes.
Boys' names: Hey you!
Girls' names: Hey you! The girl!
Subjects in school: I didn't have subjects in school. We were a constitutional democracy.
Animals: Damn, do dogs ever rule.

? ? ? H A V E | Y O U | E V E R ? ? ?
Given anyone a bath: Yuh-huh.
Smoked: nope.
Bungee jumped: heh heh.... you're a funny guy.
Made yourself throw up: No.
Skinny dipped: Yes. Two moons that night.
Ever been in love: YES!
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: I wish!
Pictured your crush naked: Isn’t that the point?
Actually seen your crush naked: Mmmm-hmmmm.
Cried when someone died: Yes.
Lied: Are there people who haven't lied? Or is tis just the "You need to feel bad about yourself" portion of the quiz?
Fallen for your best friend: Kinda...
Been rejected: Yep.
Rejected someone: Yep.
Used someone: Once in third grade.
Done something you regret: duh...

? ? ? C U R R E N T ? ? ?
Clothes: Black shoes, black socks, navy blue cords, striped dress shirt, watch, ring, and....... a beater!
Music: The Raveonettes
Make-up: I'm not making it up!
Annoyance: People in the place where I work.
Smell: Cookies.
Desktop picture: Van Gogh's Sunflowers
Book you're reading: Lord of the Rings.....still...
CD in player: "Pretty in Black" by the Raveonettes
DVD in player: I don't think there is one in there right now.

? ? ? L A S T | P E R S O N ? ? ?
You touched: Jenny
Hugged: Jenny
You imed: "imed"? If I take the meaning, my dad.
You yelled at: That guy who ran out into traffic.
You kissed: Jenny

? ? ? A R E | Y O U ? ? ?
Understanding: Not today.
Open-minded: I try.
Arrogant: Hope not.
Insecure: On some subjects.
Random: Mostly.
Hungry: Not since lunch.
Smart: Depends
Moody: Especially today.
Hard working: I could stand to work harder.
Organized: I have my own systems that no one else understands... so no.
Healthy: yes!
Shy: sometimes.
Difficult: Try not to be
Attractive: Subjective.
Bored easily: Sometimes.
Obsessed: About what? These are dumb questions.
Angry: Getting there.
Sad: sometimes.
Happy: As often as I can be.
Hyper: No.......
Trusting: I love those around me.

? ? ? W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A ? ? ?
Kill: Ben Mulroony.
Slap: Ben Mulroony.
Get really wasted with: Tom Waits.
Talk to offline: Jenny
Talk to online: Luke
Sex it up with: a) That's a dumb question, b) Jenny, and c) Screw off. None of your business.

? ? ? R A N D O M ? ? ?
In the morning I am: Asleep
All you need is: more time.
Love is: a many splendored thing
I dream about: Very strange things, lately.
Sexual preference: Jenny
What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Is this going to make my leg cramp up?

? ? ? W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R ? ? ?
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Flowers or candy: Flowers.
Tall or short: Tort... or shall.

? ? ? W H O ? ? ?
Makes you laugh the most: Jenny
Makes you smile: Jenny
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Jenny

? ? ? D O | Y O U | E V E R ? ? ?
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to im you: Not for a while.
Save conversations: No.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: I have.
Wish you were younger: No. If I was younger, I would just be placing restrictions on myself.
Cried because someone said something to you: I don't think so.

? ? ? N U M B E R ? ? ?
Of times I have had my heart broken: I don't think ever.
Of hearts I have broken: Hopefully none.
Of guys I've kissed: at least 2... probably more.
Of girls I've kissed: Don't know... do relatives count?
Of CD's I own: So so many.
Of scars on my body: 2 or 3
Of things that I regret: I don't brood on these constantly.

? ? ? Y O U R | T H O U G H T S ? ? ?
I know: Why men have nipples.
I want: to have finicial security without having to work for it.
I have: low patience right now.
I wish: Jenny a Happy birthday!
I hate: arrogance.
I fear: working 53 hours in 4 days.
I hear: people moving about.
I search: For things on the internet using Google.
I wonder: if I'm still technically doing the same job they hired me for.
I love: Jenny

Well, that's a nice note to end on at least. Happiest of birthdays!