Professor Devious.

I wish I was an ethics professor so I could assign my students something like this:

Go home and do something unethical. I don't care what it is, just so long as you shouldn't be doing it. Download pornography from the internet; steal change from the bureau; kick the dog when no one's watching. Keep doing these things until you're caught, then write a report about it.

And then I'd fail them all for completely missing the point of an ethics class.