This should stir up some comments.
My better judgement keeps telling me that this can't be real, that it is in some sad way a hoax... but according to all the signs... it is.
Britney Spears has been honoured with (get this) her own pro-life monument. Expertly titled "Monument to Pro-life: The Birth of Sean Preston" the statue features a completely naked and completely pregnant Spears on all fours holding the ears of a wolf or bear or something. I have a picture of it, but I wanted to try and describe it first. It is... somethin' else.
I just..... wow. Drumroll, please.
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Alternate titles for the sculpture inculde: "A sex doll I was making but someone caught me, so now it's Britney giving birth... on all fours... for some reason."
Anyone else wondering what the other side of the statue looks like? I'm guessing there's a coupon for fried chicken!
posted by Phinneas Q Jacksmith @ 4:48 p.m.
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I can see the Sudbury Transit posters now-
"Choose life: 8-9 months Fetus arouses mother to strange mating dance with wolf head"
According to the gallery website, around back is little Sean Preston making his first appearance, or "crowning" if you will.
Geez, they're going to be crushed when someone tells them that Britney had a C-section.
Wooooah I whaaaat
Is this for real?
Isn't amazing that despite being pregnant, Britney still looks wraith-like?
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