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Ok, screw it. Waiting around for people to think of the funniest things ever is decidely not funny, so contest is over. Everyone wins in their own special way.

Jenny & I are going to visit her parents for a couple of days and because we're quirky that way we're leaving as soon as she's done work, which is about 3 in the morning. So my plan is to pull an all-nighter tonight, sleep all day tomorrow and be fresh as a goddamn daisy so I can drive at night and Jenny can sleep. Then we'll switch somewhere along the line. So I'm sure I'll be posting quite a bit to keep myself awake tonight. And here is the first of many. It's a list:

Angelo is going to see Radiohead soon. I've decided that rather than be jealous I'm going to buy him a drink when he gets back and let him gush about how awesome the show was so I can live vicariously. Anyone want to join me?

I went to Chapters today because I was bored and ran into Cool Beard Luke and a young woman he introduced as Enigma39 from Xanga. Well, first her real name, which I can't spell so I won't try. She seemed nice. She was wearing a shirt with something written across the front, but I didn't want to stare and seem like a perv. I like to get to know people before I reveal my true pervy nature. Ugh..."pervy." Forget I wrote that word. Luke's beard looks very nice, by the by.

I missed my one year blogserversary! It was May 7th, so to celebrate belatedly I went through the old archives and had a snicker or two. One posting in particular stands out, so here it is:

This guy at the movies tonight - He came up to me at the urinal and said "So I hear this is where all the pricks hang out." I told him that was a terrible joke, and he said "Yeah, but am I right?" So I said "Yeah, I've gotta give you that," and started towards the sink when I heard him say "You cocksucking asshole." In a bemused kind of way I told him not to get nasty to which he replied "I said it to myself," which I guess clears him of all charges.

I was also reminded of watching Revenge of the Sith with Jenny and at the "NNNOOOOOOO!!!!" part she leaned over and said "Well, there goes the Oscar." I love Jenny.

I have dishes upon dishes upon motherfuckin' dishes to do. I know I should do them now because I won't get to them tomorrow and then I'm gone for 3-4 days which will cake the filth on further. Damn. I will do them at the last minute.

I'm going to try to compose something and post it tonight. But first, I will borrow some milk and have cereal.