You're alive and you'd better make the most of it.

My sleeping schedule of late has been erratic at best, so I'm up a little bit earlier in an attempt to ween myself off whatever passes for how I sleep right now. The rub is that I'm quite tired, and the bed looks quite inviting. So I'm doing tis quiz again. Third time's a charm, I suppose.

How does the world see me?
Song: Karma Police
Artist: Radiohead
Comments: The world sees me as some sort of moral authority and pleads with me to solve it's crises. Then it has a shameless breakdown right in front of me.

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Cloud on my Tongue
Artist: Tori Amos
Comments: Hard to say. Someone will refer to me as their "ugly one" which doesn't seem too nice, and then they'll keep telling me that I "can go now" but I'm "already in." My happiness seems to be marred by confusion.

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: One of These Days
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comments: My friends are biding their time. Sooner or later they will dismember me, but I don't think they know when yet, or have an adequate plan for what to do afterwards. There is a definite air of menace though.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: All Along the Watchtower
Artist: Dave Matthews Band
Comments: Thinking about political upheaval seems more interesting than thinking about me sexually, so no.

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Jóga
Artist: Bjork
Comments: Though enigmatic, happiness can be found in a panicked state of disaster. Can't argue with that.

What should I do with my life?
Song: One Day
Artist: Bjork
Comments: I should encourage others with metaphors! I'll be a cheerleader!

Why is life full of so much pain?
Song: Sun in My Mouth
Artist: Bjork
Comments: Life is painful because it's hard to decipher and because people keep putting celestial bodies in their orifices.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Seven Years
Artist: Norah Jones
Comments: A seven year old girl?

Will I ever have children?
Song: Alarm Call
Artist: Bjork
Comments: Having children doesn't scare me at all. I will take my children to mountain tops and swear at Buddhists.

Will I die happy?
Song: Heartbreaker
Artist: Led Zeppelin
Comments: No, because I'll be obsessed with a gal. Sorry for not looking below the surface on this one.

What is some good advice for me?
Song: Run Run Run
Artist: Velvet Underground
Comments: Exercise lots. And do drugs. Lots.

What is happiness?
Song: Am I born to Die?
Artist: Tim Erikson
Comments: Pondering the afterlife brings eternal happiness. Or woe. You just kind of have to take your chances.

What is my favourite fetish?
Song: Missing Link
Artist: The Hives
Comments: Stress, pressure, and duress get me off. I can completely see the accuracy of this question.

How will I be remembered?
Song: One Chance
Artist: Modest Mouse
Comments: Not favourably.