Monday, September 29, 2008

A night of firsts...

Well this hasn't ever happened before. Here's a list of "I've never's."

  • I've never been awakened by a toothache before
  • I've never been able to see my own cavity before
  • I've never driven to a 24-hour Wal*Mart at four am to purchase Advil before

    Recently, an old filling of mine has rapidly deteriorated (ie/ Just kind of fallen out), and prices being what they are, I don't know when I'll be able to get it replaced. Which is akin to saying "I don't know when I'll be able to eat solid foods again."

    I might be able to function as a normal human being if I go on interest relief, max out my credit card, and put my savings on ice for a month at least.

    All this might have been worth it if I had run into someone who'd asked "How's it going?" so I could say "It'd probably be going better if I wasn't driving to the store at 4am to buy painkillers." But the cashier was possibly the rudest person I've met in months, and my parents are sound sleepers. All I'm asking for is a little sympathy... and to not be awakened by screaming pain in my jaw. As soon as the two extra strength gel-caps kick in I'm going out like an energy efficient light (which is switched off).

  • I've never complained about this specific issue using the internet before.

    Oop, there they go. And here I go.

  • Wednesday, September 24, 2008

    Bring tea for the tillerman, steak for the son...

    This clip brings out the best in the show Extras.

    Monday, September 22, 2008

    Why I love having access to CKLU again...

    Getting to hear early Monday morning discussions of films which end in interchanges like the following:

    Host 1: The good ones don't always win. Look at Rocky.

    Host 2: Yeah, you know what happened to Rocky? He got brain damage.

    Host 1: Yeah, but he made his comeback in "Rocky Balboa"

    Host 2: Yeah, but he lost in that movie.

    Host 1: Yeah, well...

    Host 2: You know what? I don't ever want to talk to you again.

    (Fade up with soothing, ambient music)

    AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNND.... SCENE!

    Friday, September 19, 2008

    Ain't got no title

    I could go for living in a town with more people I know. Colour me lonely.

    Here's my playlist:

    1) Peach Plumb Pear (demo) - Joanna Newsom
    2) Winning - Emily Haines
    3) Still True - Feist
    4) Diamond Sea (Sonic Youth cover) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
    5) Providence - Sonic Youth
    6) Search Party - Wintersleep
    7) Back of a Truck - Regina Spektor
    8) Blue Ridge Mountains - Fleet Foxes
    9) Bat's Mouth - Bat for Lashes
    10) All My Friends - Broken Social Scene
    11) Tender Mending - Brooke Waggoner
    12) Dead Man's Will - Iron & Wine

    In other bullet point news, my former boss/current awesome person, Nancy is in an issue of NME! Link!

    And finally, this is what I'll be doing next Saturday!



    You are of course welcome to join me.

    Thursday, September 18, 2008

    Quote of the week

    Upon watching the MST3K classic "Girl in Gold Boots," Liz Buchanan was heard to exclaim "So the happy ending is that he's going to Vietnam?"

    See for yourself why this is so ridiculous... Many of the jump cuts actually just happened, like when the greasy guy teleports into the diner and they are randomly riding the dunebuggy

    Monday, September 15, 2008

    I miss Tina Fey...



    Maybe I should watch that "30 Rock" show sometime...

    Saturday, September 13, 2008

    File under "Audio"

    "Thanks to the failure of the Luddite movement," I am listening to Luke Norton's radio programme, "This Week in Braille" via cklu.ca (link to your right). It has been so long since I enjoyed listening to the radio this much.

    This Monday I had the idea to apply for a show on the local university radio station, Trent Radio, 92.7 (strikingly similar to CKLU's 96.7!) with a show format similar to my old show, "Sleepwalking," but with a little more (much needed) structure and discipline. Just a little more. Possibly some forethought. Sadly, the applications had to be in by Friday (ie/ today... or rather, yesterday. Geez, it's late!), and also new members of the Trent Radio broadcasting community are only allowed on the air from 10am - 10pm, which, thanks to work, I am not available for. So that will have to go on the back burner for the time being.

    But listening to Mr. Norton's fine and eclectic program has re-sparked a low simmering enjoyment in music I've been working with for the last few days. I'm currently exploring the Wolf Parade matrix (ie/ Wolf Parade, Frog Eyes, Sunset Rubdown, & Handsome Furs), four projects, side-projects, "solo albums," and general experimenting which equals out to the musical sensation of walking through a dripping bramble-lined thicket with soft, wet moss underfoot. Throw in a little TV on the Radio, and you're in for a treat! Walking across a misty bridge to work this morning listening to "Random Spirit Lover" in the early morning rain felt so damn appropriate that I wanted to retreat to the woods and live in a cave. That feeling is generally in the background of my consciousness, but this morning it was thrown fully against the windshield of my eyes. Makes working in an office difficult.

    As a person who likes their music, but who also likes respecting that his music may not be the cup of tea of those around him, headphones are important. I have two sets currently. This first looks like this:



    These are great (or they were before the jack end started to crack and now you have to hold them at a very specific angle if you want stereo) for a couple of reasons. Many earphones have the tendency to play very loudly, so much so that it's questionable whether or not they need be in the ear at all. These are completely silent once they're four inches from your ear. Also, they block out background noise almost completely. I can't hear cars go by on a busy street when I've got these things in. I can completely lose myself in the music, which is kind of the point of music, isn't it? I don't have to listen to anything I don't want to!

    The second pair looks like this:



    I think this type of headphone might be labeled the "Music Geek." Nerdy as it sounds, I feel a bit like Rob Gordon when I wear these things. And if you enjoy that feeling, well something may be out of place in your life, but the music is amazing. Rob Gordon is the hipster's Jeff Gordon. These headphones ensure worry-free late-night enjoyment of music and film while living at home. They are my escape to all those good things I've been talking about. I love these headphones.

    It's now much later than I have been going to bed lately. I'm kind of on a "screen high," which means that the second I turn away from the computer I will begin that downhill slide which starts with a vague feeling of nausea. But how can I do that when Mr. Luke Norton just put on a song featuring cello, acoustic guitar, and a female French singer?

    Long live late night music!

    Friday, September 12, 2008

    Your Daily Dose of Harmless Surrealism



    If I were you, I'd only watch up until 2:44.

    Thursday, September 11, 2008

    Plus cameras steal my soul...

    Dude, I am super tired....

    And I've come to realize this: I can't find any good pictures of me. Am I just not that photogenic? There are some people you can point a camera at and it'll turn out great no matter what they're doing. I don't believe I am one of these people.

    Also, I am greatly enamored of the work of Greta Gerwig and her cabal of co-workers.



    Go and seek her out!