Lovingly stolen from someone I don't know.
Here are the rules:
Get an iPod, media player, mix CD, or anything else that randomly selects songs for you. Answer these questions based on the songs that come out of them. What do these songs tell you about yourself?
Here we go!****************************
How does the world see me?Song: Death Room Blues
Artist: Blind Willie McTell
Comments: The world will be sad when I die. But then it will realize that I am not it's mother and will feel a little better. But for a good while it will be "moanin' and cryin'."
Will I have a happy life?Song: Downhearted Blues
Artist: Son House
Comments: Geez! Things are not looking up for your intrepid narrator! It seems my future life will be filled with sorrow and rememberance. Crud.
What do my friends really think of me?Song: Possibly Maybe
Artist: Bjork
Comments: My friends actually find me quite random and confusing with strong sexual undertones. They have no idea what I'm going to do with my life, but when I'm not around they suck on their tongues and wear lipstick in rememberance of me.
Do people secretly lust after me?Song: Sorrow
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comments: One guy does. And he's really sad that he can't have me. By the way, I do listen to cheerful music sometimes.
How can I make myself happy?Song: There's a Doctor
Artist: The Who
Comments: I guess I need some medical help. And I should get right on that.
What should I do with my life?Song: Cruel
Artist: Tori Amos
Comments: My future will include being mean to people for absolutely no reason at all. Maybe that's why I'm going to be so unhappy and no one knows what's going on inside my head.
Why is life full of so much pain? (This is the real question. It did not spring out of my despair at having a dark, angry future)Song: Black Cadillacs
Artist: Modest Mouse
Comments: There is pain in life because we can't relate to our children, and we constantly dwell on death. We also dislike ourselves. Man, this just keeps getting bleaker and bleaker.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?Song: The Great Gig in the Sky
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comments: Well, I'm not exactly sure, but apparently there is great pleasure out there to be had. That's a comforting thought.
Will I ever have children?Song: A Punch Up at a Wedding
Artist: Radiohead
Comments: Given that this song begins with the word "No" x 42, it looks doubtful. "I don't know why you bother" is another clue. Besides, with the dark cloud hanging over my destiny it's probably better that no children ever come near me.
Will I die happy?Song: Living Room
Artist: Tegan & Sara
Comments: Hmmm... I'm reaching on this one... but apparently I'm going to go on "living", but I'll become a stalker.
What is some good advice for me?Song: Apple Blossom
Artist: The White Stripes
Comments: Try and be happy by finding the right person to talk to. But many people you do talk to don't care, so y'know... watch out for that.
What is happiness?Song: I'm Free
Artist: The Who
Comments: Happiness is freedom. Possibly religious freedom, I'm not sure. Maybe just the freedom to enjoy a good game of pinball.
What is my favourite fetish?Song: Two Step (acoustic)
Artist: Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds
Comments: It's possible that my favourite fetish is acoustic versions of already good songs recorded before the artist began phoning it in at live shows, or possibly a good party and woman who will "give me just what I am seeking."
How will I be remembered?Song: No Queen Blues
Artist: Sonic Youth
Comments: People will think I'm a female storyteller who says "no" a lot. Apparently a lot of people will be against me, but my true friends will know that it's the world that is wrong, not me. (haha, the next song was "Stairway to Heaven")
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This was the most fun I've had in filling out a quiz in a long time.